DFFCL 2017 SEASON 13 WEEK 4 YAHOO! HEADLINES

Virgil's RB Tops RAM TIME who Loses Fourth Straight

Philip Rivers and Greg Zuerlein are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying Virgil's RB to a victory over RAM TIME 149.68 to 107.80. They scored 28.88 and 27.00 points, respectively. RAM TIME is headed for a lost season and is winless. For RAM TIME, Russell Wilson and the Seattle Seahawks Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 31.60 and 20.00 points, respectively. Virgil's RB (3-1, 520.02 points) remains in third place while RAM TIME (0-4, 422.70 points) stays in the cellar.

Smooth Moves by Virgil's RB

·         Congrats, Virgil's RB. You outscored your opponent. Next up: outperforming all other Fantasy Football players to get into the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Added Greg Zuerlein, who exceeded his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 235.8%.

·         DeAndre Hopkins had 26.70 points, the highest WR score in the league this week.

·         Philip Rivers ranked 10th in the league in scoring and had the highest output of any player on Virgil's RB this season with 28.88 points.

·         Virgil's RB is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. Wendell Smallwood, who was picked up by Virgil's RB, scored 15.90 points against a projected 11.18, topping his projection by 42.2%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

·         After any loss, it's good to reflect on the choices you've made. One you'll never regret is being a Toyota Hall of Famer.

·         Left LeGarrette Blount on the bench, where he scored 21.10 points and beat his projected point total by 173.0%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league this week.

·         All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Jared Cook, who scored 6.10 points against his projected 8.24.

·         The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Virgil's RB and were outscored 37.20 - 17.10.

·         You've gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 2.20 points for Sammy Watkins this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 17.9% of a projected point total of 12.26.

What If

·         If Virgil's RB played RAM TIME every week, they'd be 2-2 this season.

·         Besides RAM TIME, Virgil's RB would have defeated six other teams this week.

·         If they played the same schedule as RAM TIME, Virgil's RB would be 1-2.

·         If Virgil's RB had played every team in the league each week, they would be 22-14.

·         RAM TIME would have lost to four other teams besides Virgil's RB this week.

·         And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Virgil's RB would have lost to RAM TIME 116.86 - 95.28.

·         If they played the same schedule as Virgil's RB, RAM TIME would be 2-1.

·         RAM TIME would be 15-21 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

·         "They ain't nothing but paper champions. That's all they are, and that's all they're ever going to be." Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? RAM TIME scored 107.80 points against a projected 123.26 and has underachieved every week this season.

·         Don't you hate that person that always has to one-up everybody? RAM TIME scored 107.80 points and lost. It is the eighth-highest losing score in the league this season.

·         The 41.88-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for Virgil's RB and eighth-largest in the league this season.

·         RAM TIME got their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season with only 8.00 points this week.

·         Virgil's RB got a combined 37.20 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.

·         LeSean McCoy did little to help Virgil's RB, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 12.30 points against a projected 15.53.

·         The Seattle Seahawks Defense scored 20.00 points, the third-highest DEF score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of RAM TIME.

·         In the loss, Stephen Gostkowski scored 15.00 points, the fourth-highest K score in the league this season.

  

*all about Pincus Knocks Out TDTootie, Moves to Sixth Place

*all about Pincus smashed TDTootie 158.42 to 94.28, sniffing the record books in the process with the second-highest point total in the league this week. "You play to win the game. Hello! You play to win the game." Someone please tell this to TDTootie, who is currently winless. Following a 159.92 to 152.16 loss against LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL, TDTootie saw their scoring drop substantially this week. *all about Pincus (2-2, 525.40 points) climbs into sixth place and TDTootie (0-4, 468.96 points) stays in ninth place.\

Smooth Moves by *all about Pincus

·         Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.

·         Not quite the best, but pretty darn effective. Ezekiel Elliott had the fourth-highest RB score of the week and the 10th-highest RB score in the league this season with 27.90 points.

·         The 25.90 points scored by Travis Kelce was the top TE score in the league this week.

·         The 22.50 points scored by Leonard Fournette was the sixth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

·         Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Michael Thomas posterizing opponents. He had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18.90 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

·         TDTootie, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Left Bilal Powell on the bench, where he scored the fifth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 187.8%, the third-highest percentage in the league.

·         Did not start Tyrell Williams, who scored 25.00 points, surpassing his projected points by 134.7%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.

·         Amari Cooper has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 1.90 points against a projected 11.90 this week.

·         TDTootie had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.

What If

·         If *all about Pincus played TDTootie every week, they'd be 3-1 this season.

·         *all about Pincus would have beaten seven other teams besides TDTootie this week.

·         *all about Pincus would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as TDTootie.

·         *all about Pincus would be 21-15 if they played every team every week.

·         Besides *all about Pincus, TDTootie would have been defeated by six other teams this week.

·         Timing really is everything. *all about Pincus would have lost to TDTootie 152.16 - 106.60 had they played each other last week.

·         TDTootie would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as *all about Pincus.

·         TDTootie would be 15-21 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

·         All four of the losses for TDTootie this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.

·         With the big win, both of the wins this season for *all about Pincus have been blowouts.

·         *all about Pincus had their highest score of the season and the fifth-highest in the league this season with 158.42 points.

·         The 62.20 points by the RBs on *all about Pincus was the season-high for combined points from the position.

·         TDTootie got a combined 17.20 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.

·         TDTootie had 94.28 points, their season-low.

·         This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for TDTootie.

·         In the loss, Cameron Brate scored 16.00 points, the seventh-highest TE score in the league this season.

*Rocco's Oil Bucket* Gets Late Rally on Doomsday D-gani, Climbs into First Place

*Rocco's Oil Bucket* (3-1, 554.56 points) has more hops than a frog escaping a French restaurant, jumping over Doomsday D-gani (3-1, 483.06 points) and landing on the first-place pad after beating them 119.58 to 99.58. Down by 8.10 points on Monday night, *Rocco's Oil Bucket* picked up 28.10 to secure the win. They were led by Jordy Nelson who got 21.50 points while Kareem Hunt scored 19.10. These two teams are tied for first place with 3-1 records, but it smells like BS, as *Rocco's Oil Bucket* knows they're the much better squad, leading in total points 554.56 to 483.06. Each team fell short of hitting their projections, but *Rocco's Oil Bucket* managed to score 88.3% of a projected 135.48 points for the win.

Smooth Moves by *Rocco's Oil Bucket*

·         Know what's better than winning your matchup vs. *Rocco's Oil Bucket*? Getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Sat TE Jason Witten on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 1.40 points.

·         The Kansas City Chiefs Defense scored 9.00 points against a projected 6.81 and has now overachieved in every game this season.

·         What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Jordy Nelson have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.50 points.

·         There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Kareem Hunt. He had the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.10 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

·         Doomsday D-gani, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Doomsday D-gani had 9 of their 10 starters score less than their projected points.

·         Dan Bailey has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 6.00 points versus a projected 10.02.

·         It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Melvin Gordon scored a season-low 3.40 points, 23.6% of his projected 14.42, which is his lowest percentage of the year.

·         With 3.60 points, Jeremy Maclin scored only 36.4% of his 9.90 projected point total.

What If

·         *Rocco's Oil Bucket* would be 3-1 if they played Doomsday D-gani every week.

·         Besides Doomsday D-gani, *Rocco's Oil Bucket* would have defeated five other teams this week.

·         Were they resting their players for this week? *Rocco's Oil Bucket* would have defeated Doomsday D-gani 173.84 - 122.12 had they played each other last week.

·         If they played the same schedule as Doomsday D-gani, *Rocco's Oil Bucket* would be 2-1.

·         If *Rocco's Oil Bucket* had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-11.

·         Doomsday D-gani would have lost to five other teams besides *Rocco's Oil Bucket* this week.

·         If they played the same schedule as *Rocco's Oil Bucket*, Doomsday D-gani would be 3-0.

·         If they played every team every week, Doomsday D-gani would be 20-16.

Game Notes

·         Hey, I'm sure *Rocco's Oil Bucket* appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Doomsday D-gani had the 10th-highest losing score in the league this season with 99.58 points.

·         *Rocco's Oil Bucket* had their lowest winning score of the season with 119.58 points.

·         Despite playing on the losing team, Tom Brady ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 29.48 points against a projected 28.48 and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.

·         *Rocco's Oil Bucket* got a combined 25.00 points from their RBs, their lowest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.

·         The margin of victory of 20.00 points was the smallest in the league this week.

·         Doomsday D-gani had their three-game win streak snapped in the loss.

·         *Rocco's Oil Bucket* is now 1-1 when failing to reach their projection and Doomsday D-gani falls to 2-1 when scoring below their projected total.

·         *Rocco's Oil Bucket* is in first place in the league for the first week this season.

LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL Overwhelms 4EVER, Streak Now at Three

Not only did LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL keep their momentum alive, but they did so in a decisive fashion. They were the highest point total this season, which aided them to their third consecutive win after they eviscerated 4EVER 187.68 to 88.84. LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL is making magic happen for their team, as they have the second-highest overall point total in the league this season by averaging 135.21 points per matchup. 4EVER goes to 1-3 and stays in eighth place. LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL is in second place, having now beaten *Rocco's Oil Bucket* (125.46 to 108.00) and TDTootie (159.92 to 152.16).

 Smooth Moves by LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL

·         You defeated 4EVER and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Jameis Winston had 37.48 points, the second-highest QB score of the week and the sixth-highest QB score in the league this season.

·         Not quite the best, but pretty darn effective. Todd Gurley II had the second-highest RB score of the week and the fourth-highest RB score in the league this season with 36.00 points.

·         The Houston Texans Defense had 19.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the fourth-highest score among all defensive units in the league this season.

·         Benched RB Derrick Henry, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 0.70.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

·         In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.

·         This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Eli Manning, who scored 31.72 points to rank sixth in the league in scoring.

·         8 of the starters on 4EVER underperformed versus their projections.

·         It was a beating at QB for 4EVER, as they were outscored 37.48 - 12.64 by LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL.

·         It was not a good week for 4EVER at TE, where they were beaten 18.70 - 5.20.

What If

·         If LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL played 4EVER every week, they would be 3-1 this season.

·         LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.

·         Had they played each other last week, LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL would have defeated 4EVER 159.92 - 79.50.

·         If they played the same schedule as 4EVER, LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL would be 2-1.

·         If LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL had played every team in the league each week, they would be 24-12.

·         Besides LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL, 4EVER would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.

·         4EVER would be 2-1 if they played the same schedule as LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL.

·         4EVER would be 9-27 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

·         Five of the starters for LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL scored higher than the leading scorer for 4EVER.

·         With 187.68 points, LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL had the highest score of any team in the league this season.

·         The margin of victory of 98.84 points set the record as the biggest in the league this season.

·         This was the first time this season that 4EVER lost by the week's biggest margin.

·         4EVER has underachieved every week this season, scoring 88.84 points against a projected 113.00 this week.

·         The 60.60 points by the WRs on LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL was the season-high for combined points from the position.

·         With the big loss, 4EVER remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-2.

·         LOS REYES DEL FUTBOL has now won three games in a row.

Smelly Squad Humiliates Demaryius Targaryen, Makes It Three in a Row

Smelly Squad picked up the second-highest point total in the league this week (37.60 points) by Le'Veon Bell, on the way to their third win in as many matchups when they annihilated Demaryius Targaryen 118.26 to 76.96. Demaryius Targaryen goes to 2-2 and slides to seventh place. Smelly Squad is in fifth place, having now blown through TDTootie (106.02 to 99.58) and 4EVER (141.62 to 79.50).

Smooth Moves by Smelly Squad

·         A win like that is a great first step, Smelly Squad. A baby step toward the ultimate achievement: becoming a Toyota Hall of Famer.

·         Just call him Fred Flintstone, because he was toting the rock all day long. Le'Veon Bell had 37.60 points, the highest RB score of the week and the third-highest RB score in the league this season.

·         With 31.16 points, Aaron Rodgers had the eighth-highest score in the league this week.

·         Smelly Squad won despite having only 2 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.

·         Smelly Squad won even though all three of their WRs scored below their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

·         Demaryius Targaryen, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.

·         Demaryius Targaryen left the 20.60 points scored by Alvin Kamara on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 121.7%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.

·         With 1.60 points against a projected 14.46, Demaryius Thomas was last in the matchup in scoring and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.

·         Did not start Kelvin Benjamin, who beat his scoring projection with 17.40 points against a projected 9.35.

·         Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Trevor Siemian, who then scored below his 20.54-point projection with 13.26 points.

What If

·         If Smelly Squad played Demaryius Targaryen every week, they would be 2-2 this season.

·         Besides Demaryius Targaryen, Smelly Squad would have defeated four other teams this week.

·         Had they played each other last week, Smelly Squad would have defeated Demaryius Targaryen 141.62 - 116.42.

·         If they played the same schedule as Demaryius Targaryen, Smelly Squad would be 1-2.

·         If Smelly Squad had played every team in the league each week, they would be 14-22.

·         Demaryius Targaryen would have lost to every other team in the league this week.

·         Demaryius Targaryen would be 2-1 if they played the same schedule as Smelly Squad.

·         Demaryius Targaryen would be 15-21 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

·         It was the lowest score of the season for Demaryius Targaryen. Their 76.96 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week.

·         Smelly Squad won by 41.30 points, covering the 2.10-point spread.

·         The New England Patriots Defense scored 4.00 points against a projected 9.70 in the win and has now scored below their projection in every game this season.

·         Despite being on the winning team, Martellus Bennett scored 6.90 points against a projected 10.99 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

·         The WRs on Demaryius Targaryen collectively had their worst week of the season with only 13.50 points.

·         This must be how Jay Leno feels with a garage full of high-performance cars. Smelly Squad got a combined 54.40 points from their RBs, their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.

·         Two of the starters for Smelly Squad scored higher than the leading scorer for Demaryius Targaryen.

·         Smelly Squad has now won three straight games.