"That's not a league site, it's Eric's shrine to himself."
- Josh, October 5, 2017.
Group Text -- All the Little Jerrys
Context -- Eric sends a link to the DFFCL website.
"I got three pounds of cream cheese, and no fucking bagels!"
- Pincus, DATE TBD.
Context -- During a Saturday night out on the town, the Jerrys agreed that Pincus would pick up the cream cheese (at Zinsky's) and Eric would pick up the bagels (from Cindi's) for DFFCL Sunday. Pincus arrives at Whitehall and Eric and Josh are still in bed sleeping. Pincus can't find the bagels.
DFFCL'S GREATEST TEAM OWNER NICKNAMES:
Pincus:
PLINCUS - 2019
Poor Little Pincus - 20xx
GettinHiggiWithIt-2020 (starting two WRs with the last name Higgins, Tee and some other guy)
E. Friedman:
Virgil
Virgil's
Uncle Virgil
Uncle Virgil
Hodak:
Dr. Joren and Mr. Hodak
Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda
BvB (Bad vibes Bucket)
Rocco's Oil Bucket
Shelly'sPB&J
DFFCL'S GREATEST PLAYER NICKNAMES:
Ryan "Broiled Turkey" Broyles - Thanksgiving Day start, he scored a TD.
"Little Jerrick" McKinnon - Named after Little Jerry Seinfeld.
DFFCL'S GREATEST PLAYER NICKNAMES:
Ryan "Broiled Turkey" Broyles - Thanksgiving Day start, he scored a TD.
"Little Jerrick" McKinnon - Named after Little Jerry Seinfeld.
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